Balayya rocks

Hi,



Balaya: I lost Rs 800 by betting on cricket match, 500 once & 300 again for same match.

Jr ntr: How?

Balaya: I bet 300 again for highlights.

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Balakrishna : 10th class text book okati ivandi.

Shopkeeper : 10th class text book ledu sir..

Balakrishna :Ithe 5th textbooks 2 icheyandi…



Ntr : swimming radu kada enduku cheruvu lo ki dookav babai?

Balakrishna : adi kadu ra akkada oka bathu sagam varke munigi unte lothu ledani

anukunna.



Jr ntr:Babai araganta nundi ice mukkani endukala chustunav…?

Balaya: "em ledura, water kaarutundi,kannam ekkada padindha ani…"

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Balaya: na mobile lo time edit chesi 10pm ani pettu.

Jr ntr: enduku babai

Balaya:nite balance undi matladali

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Ntr:Babai ni8 mobile charging petti padukoku.

Balaya:Enduku ra?

Ntr:Battery blast avtundanta.

Balaya : Telsura bacha,anduke battery tesesi charging petta.

Ntr: nuvu keka babai…



Balaya in a railway interview

Interviewer: Meeku eee job isthe train accidents kakunda undataniki em chestaru?

Balaya:Track meedha speed breakers kattistha.



Balaya: train pattala meeda padukunadu.

Ntr: babai trasin vasty chasthav.

Balaya: pora…, Intaku mundu Na medi nunchi Flight poindi Train O lekka…



Teacher : Orey balakrishna, 8 lo sagam entha ra ?

Bala: Addam ga narikithe 0 , niluvu ga narikithe 3 sir!

Teacher : Nuvu maarav ra…



Jr ntr: Babai oka vela pallu leni kukka karisthe emi cheyali….?

Balaya:emundhi ra sudhi leni injuction ippinchikovale anthey

Jr ntr: babai nuvu keka…



In a 100 meter race,

It was announced "1 2 3 start".

All started running except Balaiah.

Coach: Y r U still waiting?

Balaiah: Oye! I too know Nos. My no. is 4.



Ntr : senior ki, junior ki theda enti babai?

Balayya: samudhraniki dagarlo unna vaaru seniors(sea+near), Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru

juniors( zoo+near).

Ntr:Nuvu keka babai.



Doctor : Daily excercise cheyali..

Balaya: Nenu daily football, tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!

Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?

Balaya: Na mobile lo..!!



Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"




Balaya :Orey deeni meaning cheppura 'I am going' ante enti..?

jr ntr :'Nenu veltunna'.!!!!!

balaya: Orey plz answer cheppi pora..!!!!!



Balaya in an interview..

Interviewer: what is an Array..?

Balaya: An Array is a word used to call a friend..

Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....



Jr ntr:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.

Balayya:ippudu levu,repu istanu le…

Jr ntr:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….

Balayya:nuvu istanannav ga….



Jr ntr: Babai night power povadam valana 2 hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.

Balaya:Nenaithe Esculator meedha 4 hrs undipoya ra!

Ntr:nuvu keka babai



Balaya in plane

suddenly "BALAYA" took the head phones from pilot.

Pilot: what the hell?

Balaya:arey 1st plane nadupu ra jaffa,music tarvatha vinochu…..



Balayya: neeku telusa ninna ratri nenu domalani fool chesa…

Ntr: em chesav babai?

Balayya: All out na bed room lo petti vere room lo padukunna..Ha Ha



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